Yes folks, you heard it right. Oral Xenical, renamed Alli will be sold at your local Walgreens or Walmart or Walwhatever convenience store you go to. This is the first, scientifically proven over the counter drug to make it to market. No prescription needed. The amount taken daily is 60 milligrams three times daily 30 minutes before a meal. As I mentioned in a previous post, this stuff is going to give you the runs, BAD. I like to take mine with an anti-diarrhea tablet. One of the side effects listed is “Oily discharge”… Thats PRETTY damn vague, don’t you think? They aren’t talking about it discharging from your nose. Now in my opinion this stuff should take off 200 calories of fat daily if taken three times. Thats not much at all, but it WILL add up. I promise. Sadly, it won’t be available till this summer. Thats when I want to be thin already.

“In the 16-week study, low-dose Xenical patients on average lost 5 percent of their baseline weight and while those receiving a placebo but following the same diet guidelines on average lost 3.3 percent. ”

Good Luck, and a prize will be awarded to the person with the cleanest underwear at the end of the day.